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"Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 100, April 18, 1891"


Simple SIMON? Well, that's not as clear as it looks.
The typical noodles of nursery books
Were podgy and chubby, or lanky and pale,
And--they tried to drop salt on poor dicky-bird's tail!
A fat boy in tight breeks with a palpable bait
May look a great fool; but I guess we must wait,--
Before we bemock him as crass and absurd,--
To see--what effect it will have on the Bird!
The trial's well timed, and the bait looks "not bad;"
The Boy _may_ "know his book," though he's only a lad.
Birds sometimes fall victims to Boys on the prowl,
And the Voter Bird is _not_ the wariest fowl.
The Voter Bird shortly must show what he's worth
He may be the stupidest dicky on earth,
Predestinate victim to salt-pinch or net;
But then he may _not_,--and he is "not caught _yet_!"
* * * * *
AN AUTOCRAT'S ASPIRATION.--Pan-Slavism for Holy Russia, and
Pan-Slav(e)ism for the rest of Europe.
* * * * *
LAND AND BRAIN.
(_A PAGE FROM A VADE MECUM FOR POLITICAL ECONOMISTS._)
_Question_. Can you tell me how long an Author has a right to the
profits arising out of his literary labours?
_Answer_.


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