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Holmes, Oliver Wendell, 1809-1894

"The Poet at the Breakfast-Table"


I said nothing, but looked the question, What are you laughing at?
--Why, I laughed because I couldn't help saying to myself that a woman
whose mind was taken up with thinking how she looked, and how her pretty
neighbor looked, wouldn't have a great deal of thought to spare for all
your fine discourse.
--Come, now,--said I,--a man who contradicts himself in the course of two
minutes must have a screw loose in his mental machinery. I never feel
afraid that such a thing can happen to me, though it happens often enough
when I turn a thought over suddenly, as you did that five-cent piece the
other day, that it reads differently on its two sides. What I meant to
say is something like this. A woman, notwithstanding she is the best of
listeners, knows her business, and it is a woman's business to please. I
don't say that it is not her business to vote, but I do say that a woman
who does not please is a false note in the harmonies of nature. She may
not have youth, or beauty, or even manner; but she must have something in
her voice or expression, or both, which it makes you feel better disposed
towards your race to look at or listen to. She knows that as well as we
do; and her first question after you have been talking your soul into her
consciousness is, Did I please? A woman never forgets her sex.


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